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TAKE JOY IN JUNK.

We live amongst a veritable ocean of consumer kipple. There is pride and joy to be had forming that junk to your will and making it serve a function of your choosing. Might as well take it.

FUCK PINECONE BIRDFEEDERS.

Trash Panda DIY is about taking crap and making it useful. Don't use trash to make more trash.

STRONGLY RECOMMENDED GUIDELINE OF LEAST EFFORT.

Life is hard enough as it is. Trash Panda is not here to put more on your plate. This DIY is about putting in the least amount of time and effort in order to get something useful out. Instead of Occam's Razor, think of it as Trash Panda's Lever.

REUSE AS THOU WILT.

Make what you will from the vast materials that consumer society provides. Use it as your canvas. If authorial intent is dead, then you can tell the original producer to fuck right off and make whatever you want from those consumer goods building blocks.

USE WHAT'S AT HAND.

As fun as it is to go hunting for materials, the whole point of TPDIY is to make use of the shit you already have lying around. Trash Panda wants you to to use the crap that you’ve got plenty of, not feel compelled to hunt for rare and exciting crap.

STAY FERAL.

If you're like me, you're less of a feral shuffle cat and more of an indoor/outdoor cat whose big adventure was getting stuck in the neighbor’s garage overnight that one time. You can still escape captivity and domestication, at least for a little while. All you need is to be willing to get dirty and look weird.

MAY THE SCAVENGERS INHERIT THE EARTH.

Trash Panda is here for making stuff and having a good time. But maybe making useful things from junk will help us get along in this great dumpster fire that we call the modern world. The crows and the rats and the actual raccoons seem to be having a fine time of it, so let’s just jump right on that scavenger band wagon.

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Image credit: Raccoon_getting_in_trouble - 12/19/10 - photo by Steve from washington, dc, usa, Cropping by Trash Panda DIY

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